A&W's XXX-tra Long Porn-y Dog (SFW)

I've no idea what A&W (or whoever the ad agency is) were thinking, but this is just wrong. Seriously. 

An extra long Coney Dog? Really? Do we really need the triple-x superlative for it? It's phallic enough as it is, there really is no need to emphasize the porn-iness of it as well.

Don't get me wrong, I don't mind the Coney Dog and I usually order it when I'm at an A&W outlet (yes, even with my issues with the diced onions on top), but I don't think I'll be getting this unless I never want to have it again in my life.

4 more weekends...

To shop for something to wear for Apek's wedding dinner. That's how much time I have left. Seriously. At least I have these criteria in mind when I'm shopping around the Klang Valley:

• As a petite person, anything LONG is out.
  
• I'm too cheap to spend more than RM200.

However, every time something caught my eye, I can't help but think...

• Lace, shiny (as in silk or other like material), or beaded? Arrrgghh.
  
• Strap or no strap?
• Black or some other colour?
  
• If I end up with something to wear, will I run into someone else with the same dress? Double argh - actually, this is the biggest worry of all for me.
  
• Do I even want to wear a dress AT ALL???