Thursday, April 24, 2008

Literary characters one would bonk/shag/fuck/whatever...

Something that I flicked from cyberspace...
  • Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
  • Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
  • Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
  • Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.
  • Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
  • ADD FIVE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.
  1. Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen)
  2. Mark Darcy (Bridget Jones's Diary, Helen Fielding)
  3. Benedick (Much Ado About Nothing, William Shakespeare)?
  4. Aragorn DĂșnedain (Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien)
  5. Numair Salamin (Tortall series, Tamora Pierce)?
  6. Horatio Hornblower (Horatio Hornblower series, C.S. Forester)
  7. Edward Fairfax Rochester (Jane Eyre, Charlotte Bronte)?
  8. Lord Peter Wimsey (Dorothy L. Sayers mysteries) ?
  9. Viscount St. George Wimsey (Gaudy Night and Busman's Honeymoon, Dorothy L. Sayers)?
  10. Touchstone (Old Kingdom Trilogy, Garth Nix) ?
  11. Jack Aubrey (Master and Commander, Patrick O'Brian) ?
  12. Sir Perceval Blakeney (The Scarlet Pimpernel, Baroness Orczy)?
  13. Richard Sharpe (Sharpe's series, Bernard Cornwell) ?
  14. Captain Wentworth (Persuasion, Jane Austen)?
  15. Corlath (The Blue Sword, Robin McKinley) ?
  16. John Reid (Time Enough For Drums, Ann Rinaldi) ?
  17. Cleon (Protector of the Small series, Tamora Pierce) ?
  18. Duke Orsino (Twelfth Night, William Shakespeare)?
  19. George Cooper (Tortall series, Tamora Pierce) ?
  20. Darkwind (Magewinds Trilogy, Mercedes Lackey) ?
  21. Glbert Blythe (Anne of Green Gables series, Lucy Maud Montgomery)
  22. Colonel Fitzwilliam (Pride & Prejudice, Jane Austen)?
  23. George Knightley (Emma, Jane Austen)?
  24. Rosto the Piper (Beka Cooper series, Tamora Pierce) ?
  25. Tristran Thorn (Stardust, Neil Gaiman)?
  26. Colonel Brandon (Sense and Sensibility, Jane Austen)?
  27. John Thornton (North and South, Elizabeth Gaskell)?
  28. Othello (Othello, William Shakespeare)
  29. Harry Potter (Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling)
  30. Severus Snape (Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling)
  31. Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter 2-7, J.K. Rowling)
  32. Loki (Norse Mythology in general)
  33. Dorian Gray (The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde)
  34. Nikolka (The White Guard, Mikhail Bulgakov)
  35. Daemon (or Lucivar) (The Black Jewels books, Anne Bishop)
  36. Roux (Chocolat, Joanne Harris)
  37. Hercule Poirot (Dame Agatha Cristie)
  38. Sherlock Holmes
  39. Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee)
  40. Sirius Black (Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling)

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