What is it about the pirate life that people like to think that it's better than their own lives? I've got a few theories:
1. Being able to travel to far, exotic lands without having to pay budget airlines and their crazy, superfluous fees for that privilege :P
2. No need to pay income tax on the looted booty, so long as you're not caught by the authorities :P
3. Personal hygiene is an option, especially if you don't like being clean, HAHAHA...! Save money on toiletries and everyone loves a dirty pirate :D
Because I'm talking about pirates, it goes without saying that the FOURTH Pirates of the Caribbean movie (On Stranger Tides) is coming soon! If you want to see Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow one more time, here's your chance!
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