Some fashion trends I wish would just DIE already.

• Skinny jeans - I couldn't get my big feet through the pant leg to put them on, some more pull the pants all the way up; I'll stick to the straight or boot cut, thanks :P
  
• Those huge sunglasses that make you look like a bug - I haven't found a pair that doesn't make me look like The Fly yet. Die, already - those things don't flatter EVERYONE.
• Ruffles - Man, I really hate those. Haven't found a ruffle-free shirt I don't mind wearing to the office.
• Shutter shades - DIE, DIE DIE!! One of the more stupider eyewear trends IN MY LIFE. Stupid Kanye.
  
• What is up with the patent leather?
  
• Gladiators - stoopid like heck.
  
• Maxi dresses - Angelina Jolie wore them cos she was carrying TWINS. Petite people shouldn't bother with these things; they just look like a muu-muu.
  
• Tights/leggings - WHY?!!!!
• Those dumb ass bootie-looking shoes (shooties?) - I don't know about you, but they remind me of those lotus shoes that women with bound feet had to wear back in the day. Just larger.
• Fringe
  
• Cocktail rings / statement jewellery - aside from causing serious damage to someone's face in a fight, I don't get it.

I maybe missing a couple of things, but that's all I got for now.